Truth will set your free but not until it is finished with you.
David Foster Wallace
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny
death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
when someone you barely know jokes on you
well, thats enough internet for today
I need this
Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them.
Guava malasada… Need I say more? 😍#heavenonearth
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do