mxcleod:

did anyone ever ask the anaconda for its opinion?



narputo:

I think Pornhub might be one of the best companies around

narputo:

I think Pornhub might be one of the best companies around

(Source: mikevenom)




(Source: awidesetvagina)



nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat



luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it



(Source: ruinedchildhood)



prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(Source: daughterofthejoker)



orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

(Source: fuckyeahsmilingdogs)




holymaurymotherofgod:

a day in the life



(Source: jayxenos)



(Source: 9gag)



xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day



randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

image



jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED



pineapple-ninja:

yogaboi:

Never look back sweetie it’s awesome

I’m high rn tbh

pineapple-ninja:

yogaboi:

Never look back sweetie it’s awesome

I’m high rn tbh

(Source: 180mph)